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1.) "you only look at your navel."
2.)
"I saw a guy in a thong once...I was traumatized."
3.)
"the milk is chocolate only if the cow is brown."
3.)
"if you say ' i need a knife to cut something' and a person comes back with and inch long knife... it's not going to help."
4.)
"My arms might spontaneously fall off"
5.)
"You can say 'I love pizza' and 'I love my husband', hopefully they're different."
6.)
"When someone gives you a nametag, you don't put it on the inside of your shirt and introduce yourself to your breast."
7.)
"I'm on fire!!" "You are not on fire, its' just static electricity."
8.)
"Listen, I blow dried my hair for you, the least you can do is pay attention!"
9.)
"Reading results in leoprosy." (said by teacher)
10.)
"you're a pizza weirdo"
11.)
"I hope my newlywed cousins are having fun on their honeymoon ::laughter:: not like that!!"
12.)
"I'd hate to say we're like rats...buy we are."
13.)
"What other kinds of cheese are there?" "Whiz!" "Watch your mouth!"
14.)
"you know, that guy who's obsessed with mucas."
15.)
"My ideal vacation would be Mexico." "why?" " You can drink"
16.)
"::refering to scarf:: Is that a chocking device? Hurry! Grab the other end! ::pulls both ends::"
17.)
"I wear thongs" "eww" "SANDLES!!! thong sandles!"
18.)
"Hello my name is Sally and I'm addicted to coke ::dead silence:: a-cola! coke-a-cola!"
19.)
"I'm on so many drugs... MEDICINE!!! GOOD DRUGS!!!"
20.)
"Curse this Block Schedule!" (said by teacher)
21.)
"you're nudist clowns!"
22.)
"please do not wear any hats or bananas."
23.)
"oh oh please banish me!"
24.)
"if I had a windshield wiper 10 miles long, then that would be some whindshield wiper won't it?"
25.)
"I can bring brownies" "without herbs preferably" "pooooot....uh, I mean oregano"
26.)
"It's a disease, I'm pregnant with a tamborine"
27.)
"if you're talking to your friends, you'll walk into the fire." (teacher explaining firedrill precedure)
28.)
"I loose my pencil. Go Pencil! You're free! run!!"
29.)
"It's an as in 'There's an eyeball rolling on the floor."
30.)
(talking about lockdown siren)"how about you add some cata techno sound?::makes techno beat sounds with mouth:: lockdown lockdown this is a lockdown."
31.)
"Someone shot the angel in the stomach with a bullet of love."
32.)
(talking about a napkin on my head) "Its a hat" Lizzie:"Its a veil." Charlotte: "I'm going out on a limb here, but can I call it a napkin?"
33.)
"It's not a hat until it's a hat."
34.)
"She's high on advil."
35.)
(said my religion teacher) Mr. Popie guy, you are wrong."
36.)
"I must be a living breathing walking talking welcome sign!"
37.)
"how? now! Baptismal cow."
38.)
"I have a spam sandwhich I ant to share with you."
39.)
"Here's you little blob soul and theres a black mark on it and then the Holy Spirit comes along with the Holy Spirit eraser juices and removes it." (talking about original sin)
40.)
"this person's been freed from Original sin!!! and it won't come back!!"
41.)
"That was Baptism Lite"
42.)
(written on cabinet in Bio)"EAt me I'm a waffel"
43.)
"Megans Hair is knocking me out"
44.)
"You'd make a good bum."
45.)
"You'll be safe from the candy as long as the door is closed"
46.)
"What? Can you repeat that in legible words?"
47.)
"This is adult... Heavey Metal Baptism"
48.)
"Photosystem 1 is sad... it wants itz electrons back."
49.)
"Don't worry, I'll confuse you in a moment."
50.)
"Hey! I haven't seen this guy online in ages! *IMs himself*"
51.)
"This Mandarin Iced Tea is like...liquid Jesus...It's like sucking off Jesus!"
52.)
"You should write your name on your underwear. I'm 'Hand Wash Only.'"
53.)
"DAMN YOU, LARGE WOODEN OBJECT OF THE NETHERWORLD! DAMN YOU!"
54.)
"MY KNEE IS DYING!"
55.)
"Selling yourself in anyway is Prostitution" "What if you sell your eggs for science" "PROSTITUTION!"
56.)
"I'm taking candy from a baby"
57.)
You don't randomly stab people and not acknowledge it, thats a rule in my classroom."
58.)
"Aren't they the little Pablo houses?" "Pueblo...Pueblo houses!!!"
57.)
"I sincerely hope I don't blow up the lab"
58.)
"I wonder what would happen if you throw a bullet at someone ::changes voice:: 'I got shot by a man running' "
59.)
"Purgatory is a flaming chair in the sky"
60.)
*teacher*"People who commit suicide have chemical imbalances" *student*"But Jesus died for us *teacher*::long pause:: "well then what do you think" ::class outrage:: (this teacher was a nun)
61.)
"you're putting me in quotes! I need to get out!"
62.)
"I'm about to put a match on my pants and ignite myself"
63.)
"if I tell you I'm setting myself on fire, then you'll learn a lesson, if I just do it, youll be like...what is she doing?"
64.)
"Oh I'm such a sinner! I can't enjoy the music being plaued on the piano"
65.)
*teacher*"why is this the answer?" *students(yes plural!)*"because you said so"
66.)
*teacher*"Theorums must be proven" *student*"Why?" *teacher*" Because they must"
67.)
"we're the anti-social social group."
68.)
"She stole my eye"
69.)
"Try me... I just realized that could be taken in a very wrong way."
70.)
"This expiriment... it just... came to me."
71.)
"::talking to herself:: This would look very flattering on you Mrs. Jardine"
72.)
"I sense... I sense you are frustrated"
73.)
"you're the one with the scalpel, why don't you take him!"
74.)
"When you wear backless shoes t school, don't carry tables"
75.)
"I poked it and a bunch of dead blood came out."
76.)
"it feels minty"
77.)
"...heres why you are morally wrong..."
78.)
"I feel blank::pause:: when you blank ::pause:: because blank blank."
79.)
"are there really lime green tights?"
80.)
"if itz tuesday it must be Moscow."
81.)
"Do you think I'm crazy?" "Not...completly."
81.)
"I'm not exaxtly white. I just lack pigment"
82.)
"Well....to say the least, the main character is hot....for a transvestite"
83.)
"Okay, so he's hot when he dresses like a chick --;"
84.)
"they're being chased by evil pinatas" (supposed to be pin-yatas...:: can;t figure out the ~ symbol::)
85.)
"No, actually itz a maniacle squirrel."
86.)
"Well... it was okay until the rabid penguin bit my foot."
87.)
"My poor virgin mouth"
88.)
"Your poor virgin nose"
89.)
"My poor virgin elbows"
90.)
"oh dis oh dis oh snaps oh I'm a dogggie in the dog house with my Hommie Gs"
91.)
"I'm swaying at Lizzie"
92.)
I'll just wrap a ribbon around myself so it looks like underwear."
93.)
"Lets have a tumor naming contest!"
94.)
"I used to have a duck that laughed like that"
95.)
"I'm a ventriloquist, its nothing I have my hand up her butt making her talk."
96.)
[after cellphone rings in class and student vehmently denies she left it on] "Do you thing someones spirit is in your phone turning it on?"
97.)
"This is not just a play about witches going hoop oop oop oo in the woods."
98.)
"I ask Amanda 'Did you steal my altiods?' she says no so I smack her wth my water bottle."
99.)
"Hang on to your turbans and togas."
100.)
"Its not corn, it wheat, and you take the wheat and weave it into a basket!"
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