1.) "as we speak evil ninja monkeys are plotting my demise"
2). "yes, midgets do sound tempting"
3.) "why is the toaster checking out hot guys instead of toasting my toast?"
4.) "okay so then the toater comes along and is like ' aaahh' ::random math phrases:: 'so there!'".
5.) "maybe you saw some hot guys and were like... WHOA"
6.) "damn toaster"
7.) " I thought scratch paper was scratch and sniff"
8.) " I lost it but I know where it is"
9.) "if the world were made of cheese then wed hav a rat problem but if the moon was made of cheese.... bye bye rats!!! "
10.) "I wanna be a toaster!"
11.) "The toasters are coming!"
12.) "get down with your loading"
14.) "so we're screwing with the left hand?"
25.) said by teacher at an all girls school: "do you need to get on the floor and have her do stuff on top of you?"
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16.) "Shaq is like... HUGE"
17.) "I like this book" "why" "This page is all words"
18.) "f--- you!" "Sally..." " I mean FART you!"
19.) "wait... geometry is words?"
20.) "if you're short, you can dive under tall people" (while talking about basket ball)
21.) "when I was doing my home work I went from #19 to #17" "so?" "we had to do #20 to #31."
22.) " he sprayed a squirrel[with a hose] and it bit him"
23.) "F--- you!" "Not HERE!!"
24.) "Eat my loop"
25.) "Don't eat the loop!"
26.) "Now you're not in the loop, the loop in in YOU!"
27.) "I can't stand it when they feed my loop to racoons"
28.) "She threw a racoon on the ceiling"
29.) "it doesn't look right... itz foaming at the mouth"
30.) "Snarl"
30.) "Anybody want a massage?"
31.) "whats the date?" "October 12, 2002" "Now that I know what time it is"
32.) "She's squealing!! listen to her squeal!!"
33.) "squeal squeal!"
34.) "handful of peas"
35.) "handful of corn? thats even better!"
36.) "This is it! itz my loop. is it edible?"
37.) "I have 5 loops"
38.) "stop throwing the loop at me!"
39.) "Isn't Indiana one big cornfeild"
40.) "It has one city... Fort Gary." "You mean Fort Wayne?"
41.) "Gary... the racoon I threw on the ceiling"
42.) "Squeal!" "Noooo!!"
43.) "Herd! herd everyone! form a herd!"
44.) "she ate the grenade"
45.) "Sally likes to suck peoples toes"
46.) "I have my discount coupons from last year and the year before, but they expired"
47.) "is that your face on your bag?"
48.) "lets all jump around like idiots!"
49.) "I'm a blonde hooker"
50.) "you've been bad, go to my room"
51.) "I am a walkint talking tabernacle of the risen Lord"
52.) "I'm not wearing a tutu"
53.) "It's a squiggly triangle!"
54.) "If I don't go to the mall I won't buy a toaster"
55.) "If I go shopping I will buy a toaster"
56.) "I want a homework quiz!"
57.) "I told you you'd be begging for homework quizzes"
58.) "If the toaster is a student, then the toaster likes vacations"
59.) "why would someone bomb Mira Costa?" "Why wouldn't someone bomb Mira Costa!"
60.) "Jim is a Texan"
61.) "If you go home tonight and there is this big green guy at the door, he had to come from somewhere."
62.) "If students had vacations, then they would like them"
63.) "Toasters have four legs"
64.) "But if the answer for x was 2 wouldn't the answer for y be blue?"
65.) "I'd hate to be your toaster"
66.) "Spot is a toaster"
67.) "What if Spot got hit by a car and only has 3 legs"
68.) "What if someone chucked a toaster at spot and now he has only 2 legs?"
69.) (said by teacher)"Not the pot! Some things are sacred."
70.) "My wrist smells like guys."
71.) (said by white girl)"I'm such a young rapper"
72.) "You can't just stand there like 'I'm stoned' even if you are"
73.) "large range chicken?" "ORANGE!!! Orange chicken!"
74.) "... and the words all come out like a superword"
75.) "progress reports thaw quickley"
76.) "It's cold, and yet it burns"
77.) "What are you burning?" "Besides my finger?"
78.) "She's throwing pickles at her"
79.) "Maybe they were celeries dressed up as pickles"
80.) "Why are these cute kids smoking and they're clowns"
81.) "She made a cow"
82.) "I can't be stupid on demand!"
83.) (while discussing crazy ppl in cali) "Well if we are the land of fruits and nuts..."
84.) "do the frog and the minkey ever have fun together?"
85.) "she looks like she's going to poop is out"
86.) (talkin bout how board we get in all white areas) "It's like you're playing punch buggie" "ooh! Hispanic!"
87.) "does your dog look like your grandmother?"
88.) "I play video games" "radio games?"
89.) "Sometimes teens in Australlia beat kangaroos to death."
90.) "I taste like chocolate"
91.) "I love doing math homework on the weekends!"
92.) "You can start your homework now" "Nooo!" ::glare:: "yaaay"
93.) "squeeze harder!"
94.) "Damn! I don't have a marble AND I didn't get a handshake"
95.) "drop to the floor, screaming like a wild animal and kick him on the way down"
96.) "Silence can say stuff...it can"
97.) "I've got new socks on"
98.) "You can call me Admiral"
99.) "At first she was just standing on the street corner, then she was standing on the street corner"
100.) "wouldn't it be funny if someone started attacking you and you started laughing"
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