1.)
"Everytime I pee I"m going to be thinking of you."
2.)
"I broke my arm" "how?" "fuzzball"
3.)
"I got a cuncussion from pingpong"
4.)
"I've been poodled"
5.)
"You're going to drive me to homicide"
6.)
"two more minutes and then... DERRICK SHORE!"
7.)
"i know...when i came up i was like, 'holy mother of cow!!!' "
8.)
"in one of the senior classes last year, they tricked one of the teachers in to thinking there was a student there who didn't exist, some one would always call out "here" when role was called, and they jsut passes "his" test around and each person did 5 problems, it went un noticed for a semester"
9.)
"vancouver dam"
10.)
"wait we didn't have homework last night?.... what the hell did i do then???"
11.)
"whats wrong with my shirt?" "it remindsme of the color of my phlem"
12.)
"its a shape.... rhymes with pear...?"
13.)
"we don't talk about your strip club in class" "we save that for religion"
14.)
"go back to your strippers!" " I don't have any strippers!" "maybe thats your problem"
15.)
"A sad Mackenzie is just wrong"
16.)
"math makes me giggle"
17.)
"read my neck!"
18.)
"and then it breaks into factions. ourcake and your cake."
19.)
"what good is your life if you don't have a giant pinwheel!"
20.)
"God forbid Church!"
21.)
"I'm a hippy without the drugs and the sex!"
22.)
"wood? as in what you harvest from trees?"
23.)
"only in french can you have four vowels next to eachother and have it pronouced as one"
24.)
"we have to eliminate the letters.... stupid letters.... nuke them!"
25.)
"Caution, Math may cause pain and suffering"
26.)
"so if you melt them together, then you'll have a four minute timer."
27.)
" i have very spaceous skin"
28.)
"I still want a burrito. you think that ignoring my request for said burrite will make it go away. No."
29.)
"Whoa my toast looks like a piece of pizza"
30.)
"my feet are backwards!"
31.)
"spill the beans?" "what beans?" "I thought that was flatulence"
32.)
"this ketchup is sharp and deadly"
33.)
"this tastes like fetus"
34.)
"i think you're hot because you wear shoes without socks"
35.)
"my head hurts, my jaw is locked and now i'm burning internally"
36.)
"what do you define as neutral?" "Canada"
37.)
"in america what are your options?" "paper or plastic"
38.)
"you sound like a pigeon, a pigeon on crack."
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